What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: SummerSlam 2013

World Heavyweight Championship Match

Alberto Del Rio (C) vs. Christian

Best Case Scenario: Alberto Del Rio (safely) obliterates Christian’s head and face with a series of well-executed kicks, so thoroughly destroying Christian in kayfabe that we literally never hear him ask for “One More Match” again.

Worst Case Scenario: Christian gets the gold watch, Alberto Del Rio gets put in the Real Americans stable as their Ricardo Rodriguez.

What Nick Wants to Happen: See Best Case Scenario, but Christian retires after the match.

What Will Happen: A meh match that elicits a meh crowd reaction where approximately 90% of Christian’s moves are telegraphed well in advance, with the only crowd reaction coming from his incessant clapping and the only saving grace coming from the fact that he has no chance to win this match.

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