We’re going to be busy the next couple of days at Juice Make Sugar, starting off with this |super awesome| What’s the Worst That Could Happen preview, followed by the official rules for the Juice Make Sugar SummerSlam drinking game and an awesome SummerSlam preview episode of Headlock’d.
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United States Championship Match
Dean Ambrose (C) vs. Rob Van Dam
Best Case Scenario: Dean Ambrose hits the Headlock Driver so hard that Rob Van Dam is sent back in time to ECW.
Worst Case Scenario: Rob Van Dam isn’t sent back in time to ECW, continues wrestling regularly.
What Nick Wants to Happen: Dean Ambrose retains in convincing fashion, the end-of-match shmoz/Shield run-in happens after the bell, so it leads to tag team title match, not 6-man clusterkerfluffle between the Attitude Era also-rans (RVD, Big Show, and [mi amor] Mark Henry) vs. the Future of the Business (until the Wyatts get over enough).
What Will Happen: The end-of-match shmoz/Shield run-in happens before the bell, leads to 6-man clusterkerfluffle between the Attitude Era also-rans (RVD, Big Show, and [mi amor] Mark Henry) vs. the Future of the Business (until the Wyatts get over enough). The Shield continues its NUCULAR HEATZ deemphasizing. Nick dies a little inside.