TNA Says: “The Monster” Abyss made his surprise return to TNA this past week, joining Sting and Kurt Angle to defeat The Aces and Eights! Will we hear from Abyss this Thursday? Where has he been? How will Joseph Park react to his brother’s return? Don’t miss it!
Dave Says: One day I hope to write a paragraph punctuated entirely by exclamation points and question marks. I hope that when people read it, the end of each sentence will be highlighted with a minor chord on an organ like in an old fashioned radio serial. At any rate…
Best case scenario: Joseph Park mysteriously “disappears,” hinting that he and Abyss have been the same person all along. Abyss says between zero and six words, gives Bischoff and Brisco his big moves, but the heavies in Aces and Eights escape to regroup and fight another day.
Worst case scenario: Joseph and Chris Park in the ring at the same time with a developmental wrestler playing Abyss. This is a Defcon 1 level worst case scenario.
