What’s the Worst that Could Happen? Impact Wrestling Preview — May 16 Edition

It’s 8PM Eastern Daylight Time on Wednesday night. What does that mean (until the end of May)? It’s T-Minus 24 hours to this week’s edition of Impact Wrestling! While this show is taped, Dave has avoided (or forgotten, he doesn’t remember which) all spoilers and written this preview using TNA’s official release:

TNA Says: Thursday’s broadcast will feature the World Title contract signing between Bully Ray and Sting for their main event bout at Slammiversary! Sting and Bully Ray will make the match official on Thursday on SpikeTV – the question is, will all hell break loose between champion and challenger? Don’t miss the contract signing on Thursday!

Dave Says: Contract signings come in two flavors: tense and barf. My favorite contract signing segment of all time occurred on Impact between Angelina Love and Awesome Kong. Rudy Charles went through a table for Kong and Angelina cut an unbelievable “I’m not scared of you” promo.

Best case scenario: Bully Ray cuts a promo saying he’s going to destroy Sting, not destroy TNA. The veteran babyface (Sting) shows that he is just as smart as Bully Ray by goading the pompous, blustering heel into a clause in the contract stating Aces and Eights will be locked out of the building during their match.

Worst case scenario: Sting takes a 3D. If Bully Ray is the World Heavyweight Champion, why are we watching him do a tag team move to show his dominance?

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