What’s The Worst That Could Happen? Impact Wrestling, 8/29

This week’s edition of Impact Wrestling is built around the resumption of the Bully Ray vs. Hulk Hogan storyline. Below is a rundown of all advertised segments:

TNA Says:

Thursday’s major IMPACT will feature the return of “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan, who no doubt plans to deal with new World Heavyweight Champion Bully Ray and the Aces and Eights! After what Bully Ray did involving Hulk’s daughter Brooke Hogan this past week, will all hell break loose when Hogan and Bully Ray come face to face? Don’t miss it on IMPACT!

Best Case Scenario: Hogan’s car breaks down on the way to the show, forcing the TNA World Heavyweight Champion to feud with an actual wrestler rather than a half-crippled old man.

Worst Case Scenario: Hogan cuts a nonsensical promo acting like the whole angle is a shoot while ignoring that (1) Ray and Brooke were never really married, (2) most fans know Brooke is engaged to somebody else, and (3) chances are slim that Brooke appears on Impact anytime soon. When Bully Ray comes to the ring to respond, he is suddenly attacked by Ed Leslie, Zeus, and Dino Bravo’s ghost, who along with Hogan form the Assisted Living Community of Doom.

Dave Says: For those of you who think there has been too much air in the room lately, here comes Hulk Hogan…

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