EXTREME RULES MATCH
BIG SHOW VS. RANDY ORTON
Best Case Scenario: Randy Orton somehow turns the KO Punch into an RKO that’s so powerful that he and Show switch bodies Freaky Friday style.
Worst Case Scenario: Randy Orton does what he did to Rochelle Loewen’s duffel bag, but to his integrity as a wrestler in his hometown.
What Nick Wants to Happen: Randy Orton punts Big Show so hard that he and Show switch bodies Freaky Friday style. (Heel Orton > Face Orton w/ The Punt as the line of demarcation between the two)
What Will Happen: Loosely defined “EXTREME RULES” stipulation will play larger role than people think, but this match’ll be only infinitesimally better than the post-WM promo where Orton forgot his lines.
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