If there ever was a perfect week to debut this weekly column, this is it. Our main man Big E was nothing more than a prop in the dissolving Real Americans storyline on Raw, and dammit that’s not good enough for a man of his immense stature. Sure, he technically won his two matches, but didn’t get to make any sort of statement in the ring.
Thankfully, Twitter exists. WWE recently started a partnership with Kaboom, a non-profit dedicated to helping kids by providing new playgrounds. Participating children are encouraged to draw their fantasy playground, and well, below is participating man-child Big E.’s ridiculous contribution:
In my fantasy @kaboom playground, it's seesaw-propelled hang gliders & unicycles all around. pic.twitter.com/vKZKvGROBv
— Ettore “Big E” Ewen (@WWEBigE) March 5, 2014
Even when he’s contractually obligated to promote other WWE ventures, he still finds a way to give us some personality:
#NXTArRIVAL starts in mere minutes. Talent is stacked like a rap video vixen. http://t.co/ijXsquO8zh
— Ettore “Big E” Ewen (@WWEBigE) February 28, 2014
Classic Big E.
Just because this is supposed to be about Big E.’s present and future greatness doesn’t mean we can’t show you why we wanted to create a weekly celEbration of him with some classic footage of the Master of the Five Count. Fast-forward to the 1:50 mark for some deadpan Big E poking fun at sweaty and breathy backstage interviews:
RT @JuiceMakeSugar: This Week in @WWEBigE with @MatthewTimmons: Hangliders and Windsprints http://t.co/m2c7gIyjmh
My man @wwebige is a funny dude and you might not know it from watching Raw. Time for that to change: http://t.co/YItE3PhC1Q