Punk is so over that they’re chanting his name in Green Bay while he’s deliberately wearing Chicago Bears colors.
Heyman’s a Walrus, Cole. There’s only been one Weasel.
Who gets the win when CM Punk fights the dude’s manager? Also, how is that a DQ?
Brock Lesnar never gets down the ramp all that quickly, which is odd, because I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him teleport.
CM Punk’s “shot down over the Atlantic” F-5 sell is something that should be put in wrestling textbooks. If they have textbooks, which would be weird, because most wrestlers don’t seem like readers.
“Paul…Say something stupid” is the type of promo that dreams are made of.
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Are those Big Boy Pants on Kofi Kingston? THOSE ARE BIG BOY PANTS ON KOFI KINGSTON!
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I’M GONNA BEAT UP YOUR DAD, BABE! I’M SORRY, BABE! BUT I GOTTA!
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We’ve seen minorities! We’ve seen gays! We’ve seen people eating dairy products! CHEESE SUCKS! ALSO, THE PACKERS ARE OVERRATED! WE’RE THE REAL AMERICANS!
– An excerpt from The Art of the Heel Promo with Zeb Colter by Zeb Colter
WHY WOULD YOU LEAPFROG STOMP SOMEONE?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
What a wonderful little tag team match. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s not so much that the tag team division is back, as it once again exists.
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Why is this match happening on free TV? I just want pay to see Dolph vs. Big E. Why are you making this so hard, WWE?
“Didn’t get all of it” is a really nice way of saying “completely missed the Fame-asser right in front of the hard camera”, Michael.
I sure hope this doesn’t turn into a tag team match between AJ/Big E. and Kaitlyn/Dolph. Kaitlyn just needs to move on already.
