The Beard is Here

Over/Under on The Shield’s run-in during the match is at 4:00. Bang the under, hard.

“The Bad Guy’s going home!” is the best thing Ryback’s ever said that wasn’t paraphrasing Billy Madison. He’s really neat sometimes.

Wow, this is surprising: no Shield run-in. It’s almost like they are taking the heat off Mark Henry and the Usos because that’s not the match they really want to go with. Weird.

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The Champ is Here! Wearing the wrong shirt. Thanks, John.

“I’m going to explain why Face vs. Face matches are weird from a booking perspective!,” said John Cena incredulously.

He’s keeping it so real right now, I can barely look at the screen.

He’s not CM Punk, but man can this dude he pretend to care about things in an engaging way.

People don’t like to talk about it, but Randy Orton teasing that he’s going to become “crazy serial killer Randy Orton”  is clearly the best thing about the entire Daniel Bryan/John Cena feud.

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD(’s heat backstage no longer effecting their push!)

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