Given the match after it, it seems unlikely that the show’s opening “promo” — it was literally just Braun Strowman Braun-ing it up with the…
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Ryback gets touchy-feely with Rusev and the WWE Universe, Seth Rollins gets what he wants from John Cena and Daniel Bryan says “Yes!”. Raw Regurgitated on the internet, just for you!
The Remnants go over, Johnny Ace shows up and Roman Reigns gives us something to BELIEVE … in. Raw Regurgitated on the internet, just for you.
The Survivor Series back with the biggest Survivor Series match in history, which surprisingly almost lived up the hype. The rest of the show survived my mighty pen/keyboard as well. Even if there was a turkey or two in the bunch.
It’s time for a card so good that the WWE thought it was worth giving away for free. What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
Luke Harper finds gold, Dean Ambrose find a cell phone and Ryback finds his way back to the main event. Raw, Regurgitated on the internet, just for you!
Team Cena assembles, Team Ryback becomes an army of one and Team Authority is left to pick up the pieces. Raw, regurgitated on the internet, just for you!
Vince raises the stakes, Randy gets railroaded and Seth finds new stomping grounds. Raw, regurgitated on the internet, just for you!
Randy goes crazy, Ryback comes (Ry)back and John Cena makes a new friend. Raw, regurgitated on the internet, just for you!
Dean rides the train, Cesaro takes the loss and Rock steals the show. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you.