A fun game for our alcoholic friends who are also wrestling fans. It’s the Biggest Party of the Summer: We’re not here to judge, just facilitate.
John Cena
The Biggest Party of the Summer is happening this Sunday as the WWE invades the Staples Center for SummerSlam 2013. Which means, it’s time for Nick to ask: What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
While many of the builds for SummerSlam have worked on some level, beyond “winning” a series of awkward break-ups, it feels like almost nothing is in the line on this Sunday. And that makes Andy Angry.
John Cena gets slap-happy, Daniel Bryan gets uppity and Triple H gets Triple H-y, all thrown up on the internet just for you!
Enjoy Noah talking about dead’d ring announcers, Dawson’s Creek, briefcases made of chocolate and apples. Also, wrestling. Mostly wrestling.
Let’s Lock Up!
It’s Tuesday morning in America, and that means it’s time for Nick to throw up last night’s Raw on the internet, just for you!
Sorry it’s late, but we slept late. We did throw these up for you, though.
Daniel Bryan bringing the noise, the funk and whatever you want to call his match with Ryback, CM Punk creating a poster for SummerSlam and the Prime Time Players creating lasting afro-pick/whistle-related memories, regurgitated for you.
Vickie Guerrero will end up as the Wally Pipp to Brad Maddox’s Lou Gehrig. Hopefully Brad Maddox doesn’t die from some bad Beef Wellington. John…
Last night was the Money in the Bank PPV, where careers are made, bodies are broken, and we spend the entire night worrying whether or not wrestlers have legitimately blown out their knees or are just pretending they did. It’s also been the best Bang for Your Buck PPV over the last few years, and 2011’s edition is in fact the highest rated in our system (read: on the list in my head). Did this one live up to the legacy?