It’s the First Day of #AhmedJohnsonWeek, a celebration of all things Pearl River and the first installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we start by making Ahmed a Wrestler You (Should) Probably Know Better.
Hulk Hogan
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was this Thursday’s Impact Wrestling. Seriously. There were some TERRIBLE segments. And a surprisingly good one or two.
This week’s edition of Impact Wrestling is built around the resumption of the Bully Ray vs. Hulk Hogan storyline. Is this a good thing? A bad thing? A fundamentally indifferent thing? Find out What’s The Worst That Could Happen for tonight’s show with Dave the Mark!
“Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit There is not even silence in the mountains But dry sterile thunder without rain There is…
TNA put their World Heavyweight Champion on TV at the end of their first hour, then main evented two guys in a tournament to become number one contender. Huh.
After building last week’s edition of Impact Wrestling around a World Heavyweight Title change, TNA goes into this week promising to resolve another title situation by introducing a new X-Division Champion. Along with the surefire title change, TNA is advertising a big time Bound for Glory Series matchup between A.J. Styles and Jeff Hardy along with two other BFG series contests.
Even the most unbelievably miraculous comeback would have told a story more consistent with the Chris Sabin character TNA has built up. Sabin being champion could be a good shakeup for TNA, but the way they got there was abysmally bad.
Segment 1: Main Event Mafia + Aces & Eights Promos Positives: Nobody got hurt. Negatives: I’ll be honest, I barely remember anything about this segment…
This week’s edition of Impact Wrestling is unique for a number of reasons. First of all, it promises to feature TNA Knockouts Taryn Terrell and…
Bret Hart and Randy Savage both reside atop the Mount Olympus of the WWE for good reason. Both were top-notch workers capable of looking great…