TNA is dead and waiting to be buried, and no one seems to notice. That makes Andy angry.
Dixie Carter
Rumor has it that Spike TV has cancelled Impact Wrestling, and that makes Andy angry.
Like every other wrestling company, TNA creates a weekly preview of its flagship show, Impact Wrestling (even the ones they’re pretending are pseudo-pay per view supercards like this week’s Genesis Part 2: Electric Piece-A-Poo). And, like every other wrestling company, they don’t always tell the truth when hyping their product. Thankfully, Dave is here to try to figure what TNA is trying to say, and tell you what he thinks, so you don’t have to do either.
Over the course of three days, Dave will be reviewing the past month of Impact Wrestling action in anticipation of Thursday night’s Genesis Free-for-View (or whatever it is they call the things that used to be PPVs that they were losing money on). Here’s Part Two: the 1/2/2014 show.
This week, TNA films its post-Recession special “Feast or Fired” episode of Impact Wrestling.
This week, Dave gets Claire Lynch flashbacks, Attitude Era flashbacks, and Joseph Park-induced hot flashes.
The decks are being stacked, the stakes are being raised and Brodus Clay is pissed someone stole his dance moves. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you.
Like every other wrestling company, TNA creates a weekly preview of its flagship show, Impact Wrestling. And, like every other wrestling company, they don’t always tell the truth when hyping their product. Thankfully, Dave is here to try to figure what TNA is trying to say, and tell you what he thinks, so you don’t have to do either. This week: fake Survivor Series matches and real turkey suits.
TNA is for sale. That doesn’t make Andy Angry. Wait… you’re saying Eric Bischoff might buy it?
Oh, jeez. Andy looks PISSED.
This week’s Halloween edition of Impact Wrestling will try to answer the terrifying question of how you can have a professional wrestling league without a champion. Universal Studios’ monsters Abyss and Lei’D Tapa will appear alongside the spookiest witch of them all: Dixie Carter.