Six of One, Half a Dozen of The Others

Christian’s entire essence is that of a heel: whiny, needy, and hell-bent on using the same moves with the same set up over and over again. So, him “aggressively” going after Daniel Bryan is about as welcome a change as I can think of. “Aggressive” still being code word for “heel”, less so.

Hopefully, after whatever shakes out on the road to WrestleMania shakes out, and Daniel Bryan finally has time to stick it to everyone who screwed him on the way up, we’ll get an actually Daniel Bryan/Kane feud. But until then, let’s only have Kane fight impromptu matches in dress pants and tank tops, okay?

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Nothing on earth would make me happier than Santino and Emma becoming the Josh and Donna lf the WWE, but matches between Fandango and Summee Rae being the reason they never get together and not Josh’s pathological fear of people he loves getting hurt.

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