Getting to see The Shield do work as a trio in the ring at the same time, legally, is easily the best thing going on this show. They are basically all the good things about Kofi Kingston, Christian and Test with none of the bad things. Believe in the Shield (continuing to get a main event push!).
That Triple Powerbomb has pretty much ruined real powerbombs, but I’ll allow it if they keep doing it to guys literally three times their size.
If humans ever create a time machine, I’m taking The Shield to ECW just to shut up Dean Douglas.
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That was so intense and so awkward that, for the sake of that dude’s social life, I hope that “fat dude” was a plant.
If Curtis Axel was a real man, he’d beat CM Punk to death with his bare fists. But, since he doesn’t have the balls and is a little bitch, I guess we’ll just have to deal with going to the trainer’s table to get tape up to try to beat CM Punk to death with his padded fists. You know, like a woman.
Does Paul Heyman feel tired (not stale, but physically tired) to anyone else? Someone get that guy some blow so he can pronounce BARAK LESNAR correctly again.
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I’m just going to come out and say it: Bray Wyatt’s matches are not great so far. The story has been good, and he’s good, but man, there’s just something missing from these things and it’s probably “decent wrestling”.
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If they aren’t careful, this whole “we have a really good tag team division” thing might just take off.
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WHAT DID WAY BARRA AND THE WAY BARRA BARRAG DO? I’M SURE HE’S SORRY, AND HE’S BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH!
