#FoleyWeek: GIF Parade

It’s Day Three of #FoleyWeek, a celebration of all things Wanted: Dead and the fourth installment of our patent-pending Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. We started off with A Wrestler You Should Probably Know Better, before we gave you the finer points of the Dude Love oeuvre with some Essential Viewing. Today, we march through the end of Hump Day with an #MickFoley GIF parade. Tomorrow we’ll fulfill our destiny as Amazon.com on steroids with “Juice Make Sugar Recommends…“. before finishing everything off on Friday with a Difference of Opinion (where JMS HQ erupts in a Bang!Bang!-fueled civil war.) 
From the beginning, Mick Foley has taken things to the extreme:

explosiions
from flying off the top of things
Hell-in-the-cell-drop-mankind-animationoof baboof
to going through them
the bodies and the floor
Since he’s always willing to go the extra mile to entertain the fans:
stretcher ride
and he’s willing to take
Oof
as much as he gives
orton
people are willing to take nearly any bump for him
Pro thumbtacks
even when they are only pretending to be him:
take bumps even it wasn't him
And that makes (Cactus) Jack a very happy boy:
super bang bang
So happy, in fact, that he could dance:
dancing

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  1. […] of the Dude Love oeuvre with some Essential Viewing before marching through Hump Day with a GIF parade. Today, we fulfill our destiny as Amazon.com on steroids with “Juice Make Sugar […]

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