#KaneWeek: GIF Parade

It’s Day Three of #KaneWeek, a celebration of all things Big Red Monster and the ninth installment in our patent-pending Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. We started off with A Wrestler You Should Probably Know Better, before we gave you the finer points of the Dr. Isaac Yankem oeuvre with some Essential Viewing. Today, we march through the Hump Day with a GIF parade and, because we love you, give you some hidden gems from Glen Jacob’s back catalog later on. Tomorrow we’ll make our “Amazon.com on steroids” dream come true with Juice Make Sugar Recommends… before finishing everything off on Friday with a Difference of Opinion (where JMS HQ erupts in a Hellfire-and-brimstone-fueled civil war.) 

Kane loves fire. Like Billy Gunn loved asses.

He loves giant video of it.
KaneVideoFire

working in rings surrounded by it,
KaneTakerFire
KaneBrayFire

and hanging out around with his friends outside of it.
KaneVaderTakerFire
He also seems to have some control over it, especially w/r/t getting it to come out of the ringposts.
KaneRingFire
He doesn’t use this power responsibly, though. Setting people on fire ALL THE TIME. From Good Ol JR
KaneJRFire
to totally random co-workers.
KaneCameramanFire
Even members of his own family
KaneCasketFire
But Kane isn’t all bad, and he has his fans
KaneAJFire
Maybe he just needed a hug.
KaneDanielBryanHug

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  1. […] Jacobs oeuvre tomorrow with some Essential Viewing. We’ll march through Wednesday with a GIF Parade, then, we’ll make our Amazon.com-on-steroids dreams come true with “Juice Make Sugar […]

  2. […] the Dr. Isaac Yankem oeuvre with some Essential Viewing before marching through Hump Day with a GIF parade. Yesterday, we made our “Amazon.com on steroids” dreams come true with “Juice Make Sugar […]

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