Juice Make Sugar’s Crystal Ball: The 2015 Royal Rumble

Matthew Timmons’ Qualified Guesses

Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Luke Harper – IC Title Match

Dolph is so great in the Royal Rumble, so it’s a slight bummer he won’t be bumping like a fool for 29 other superstars. But after his match of the night with Crazy Eyes Full Beard Can’t Shower at TLC, this will be an anticipated re-match. Let’s hope WWE gives the feud some teeth to compliment the great wrestling.

Nikki © vs. Natalya – Diva’s Title Match

New Total Divas season comin’.

Ryback vs. Rusev ©  – US Title Match

I love the Las Vegas Feeding Machine representing the American Spirit against the proud Russian Warrior. How they book this so both men look amazing without Rusev taking the loss is the real story. And as great as any matchup in the WWE’s Hoss Division can be – this might be my personal favorite.

Brock Lesnar © vs. John Cena

WWE World Heavyweight Championship – I know a lot of fans wish Bork was fighting somebody new, but with few precious matches left in his WWE career, he’s only going to match up against a household name. Because money.

The Royal Rumble Match

This is NOT order of entry. I am not that crazy. And I’m calling a Randy Orton victory. RKO’s for everyone!

1. Dean Ambrose
2. Seth Rollins
3. Xavier Woods
4. Big E
5. Kofi
6. Tyson Kidd
7. Cesaro
8. Miz
9. Mizdow
10. Jimmy Uso
11. Jey Uso
12. Roman Reigns
13. Big Show
14. Erick Rowan
15. Tommy Dreamer
16. Rob Van Dam
17. Vicktor
18. Konnor
19. Fandango
20. Jack Swagger
21. Bray Wyatt
22. Kane
23. Adam Rose
24. The Bunny
25. Heath Slater
26. Titus O’Neil
27. Goldust
28. Stardust
29. Randy Orton
30. Daniel Bryan

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