“It pains me to say this, Sacramento, but you could be whiter!”
– The Art of the Heel Promo with Zeb Colter, Zeb Colter
So, they’re just going with full Superman on Antonio Cesaro? I’ll allow it.
Man, if the Usos don’t watch out, they are going to get too over as a real brother tag team to not also be horrible drug addicts. A real tragedy.
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Has anyone ever sat on the couch during Miz TV? Even the seats on the Abraham Washington got more play than those things.
People on the internet have commended him, but if The Miz is this Miz while he’s “hosting” SummerSlam, then it might actually add something to the show.
SummerSlam drinking game – Rule #3: A sip for every time the Miz slightly flubs a line as host of SummerSlam, a chug for every time he forgets what he was supposed to say and shotgun a full beer every time he makes a good point.
SummerSlam drinking game – Rule #4: During the main event every time an announcer mentions how divided the crowd is – 2 sips, mentions how much of a “reaction” John Cena gets – 3 sips, talks about how “hot” Daniel Bryan is “right now” – 5 sips
Even before that amazing segment, this has been as good a build as you could possibly imagine. Which is what happens when you stop scripting promos, start actually scripting storylines and let your performers mention the words “wrestling” and say things like “this belt is important and not at all a prop”. Weird.
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Oof.
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HERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR US TO BOTHER PUTTING THEIR ENTRANCE ON TV! ENJOY THE “ANTICIPATION” OF SEEING THE OTHER IDIOTS WE PUT IN THIS MATCH WHEN WE COME BACK LIVE! TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
Oh, well, except for That Dude.
And of course, RVD wins. At least we don’t have to pay to watch him on Sunday. Also, who doesn’t love a Big Show/Mark Henry tag title match versus the Shield? Other than people who don’t like Tons of Funk matches, of course.
