Of all the things I love about my girlfriend, I think the top of the list includes her intense dislike of any in-the-woods-related b-roll in Bray Wyatt vignettes.
Will Bray get an actual flame for SummerSlam, or are we going to have to suffer through him struggling to turn off that cheap lantern for the next ten years?
It’s like the entire Wyatt family forgot that Kane is made of magic.
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Good to see Natalya getting on television, you know, without the gas, I mean.
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If Ricardo Rodriguez comes back as someone else’s ring announcer, will he continue to do it in Spanish?
Alberto reminds me, oddly enough, of Big Van Vader. Incredibly stiff and violent, while still being extremely agile for someone his size. Just, you know, not also a fat piece of shit.
Kofi Kingston needs to stop clapping before trying to hit Trouble in Paradise. Because he desperately needs a heel turn. Also, it’s stupid. But mostly the “heel turn to make his character remotely interesting (or honestly, to give him a character to begin with)” part.
Alberto Del Rio speaking half in Spanish is the best possible thing to get the crowd to really hate him. Not only do people dislike not being able to understand you, white people hate ethnic minorities. So, that’s a win-win.
