No one should be complaining about the new Money in the Bank briefcase, but I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t hoped it was made of mahogany when I first saw it. That thing is SHARP. But why is it only the domain of the heel to have nice things? Is Damien Sandow or Alberto Del Rio really any less materialistic than a dude who buys his girlfriend a new Range Rover because he doesn’t want to marry her?
Cody Rhodes explaining that he’s just pissed off that Damien Sandow screwed him out of the briefcase and then was an asshole about it afterwards is exactly what he should be doing. There’s just enough nuance that he should make it clear that he’s not being a crybaby, but that Damien Sandow is a Dick.
Real Talk: Sandow’s version of the “smart heel” gimmick is some next level shit.
SummerSlam drinking game – Rule #2: A chug for every time the announcers say “Sandow-ized” and a sip for every “Money in the Bank briefcase” mention.
If Randy Orton ever gets half as over as the RKO is, he’ll basically be the white Rock. Except, you know, without the charisma or charm. He will tie him in “ridiculously elaborate tattoos you’re just happy aren’t something from the absolute worst part of the 90’s”, however.
