It Came From The Vault: "Classic" WWF Trading Cards (With Jokes)

“Just put a hammer in between his names.”
“How will they know his nickname is The Hammer?”
“The hammer in between his first and last name…? People know who Greg Valentine is.”
“Are we sure? We call Andre the Giant, and he’s way more famous. I really feel like people would understand it better if we put his nickname on the logo.”
“Fine, whatever. This is the worst conversation I’ve ever had.”
“But wait, should we put quotation marks around ‘The Hammer’?”
“What on earth … why?”
“Well, I know  this is going to sound crazy, but Andre REALLY IS a giant, so it make sense that he doesn’t have quotes, but do we want people thinking Greg Valentine is a hammer? Feels like we could confuse some people.”
“My head hurts.”
“So that’s a yes?”
“I’m going to the bar with Tim White.”

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