WrestleMania XXXIV

Let’s get our magic booking pen ready and Fantasy Book our way through tonight's card for WrestleMania XXXIV!

RAW Tag Team Championship Match


The Bar (C) vs. Braun Strowman & ?

The Dream: Braun’s partner is Curt Hawkins on Elias’s shoulders, wearing the lab coat Braun’s brother was wearing on Monday.

The Nightmare: Braun’s partner is Dolph Ziggler, who proceeds to — for some reason — start yelling at Sheamus and Cesaro about their immigration status before ripping off his shirt to reveal a Fox News t-shirt underneath, at which point he rides off into the sunset on a explicitly and intentionally white horse.

The Hope:  Braun’s partner is Brains Strowman.

The Reality: Braun’s partner is either Big Show or Rey Mysterio, with whom he will eventually feud before entering a Universal title feud with (spoiler alert) Roman Reigns.

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