Fantasy Booking: WrestleMania XXXIV

The first-ever WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal Match

The Dream: Jerry Lawler is legally barred from calling this match.  

The Nightmare: This turns into a bra-and-panties match, or I swear to God, if Jerry Lawler says puppies even fucking once.

The Hope: Becky Lynch, through the sheer force of her puns, gives an … over-the-top… performance and finally gets to feud with a (Spoiler Alert) defeated Charlotte.

The Reality: Some rando wins, after Bayley and Sasha eliminate each other.

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