The first-ever WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal Match
The Dream: Jerry Lawler is legally barred from calling this match.
The Nightmare: This turns into a bra-and-panties match, or I swear to God, if Jerry Lawler says puppies even fucking once.
The Hope: Becky Lynch, through the sheer force of her puns, gives an … over-the-top… performance and finally gets to feud with a (Spoiler Alert) defeated Charlotte.
The Reality: Some rando wins, after Bayley and Sasha eliminate each other.