Almost double nerd-zoned this week, but let’s just say “Scott Armstrong tries to say ‘THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING IDEA, HUNTER’ before being permanently silenced” is one of my five favorite segs this year.
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Randy Orton continues both the slow descent into his Randrick Orteman character and his Do Messed Up Things to People in Front of Their Family World tour. I wholeheartedly support both these things.
If the Miz just “fought” people, instead of “wrestling” them, we’d all be a lot better off.
Hoping beyond hope that this head-crushed-by-folding-chair thing will be referred to as “Pillmanizing someone’s head” and not “Ortonating someone’s head”.
