Okay, so Andy’s not going to WrestleMania anymore… but that doesn’t make him any less excited to watch the biggest show of the year. Will it make him angry?
It’s the (WWE) FASTLANE (PPV) to WrestleMania! And you know what that means – actually.. we kind of don’t, do we? This is the first event of its kind, and it’s on free TV, essentially, so here goes nothing!
Tonight, WWE jumps in the Fastlane to WrestleMania. Will the last big show before WrestleMania make Andy angry?
Tonight, the NXT roster will do their best to put on a show the main roster can’t possibly follow. Will TakeOver: Rival make Andy angry?
Last night was the 2015 Royal Rumble, which answered two age old questions: How can one man subsist on German suplexes alone? And, how many adult Philadelphians acting like children who’ve had their favorite toy away does it take to nearly derail a professional wrestling show?
There are a lot of unknowns heading into the Royal Rumble, and that has Andy pretty excited. And if WWE doesn’t capitalize, it’s going to make Andy really angry.
It’s the Royal Rumble, the State of the Union of the WWE! And you know what that means – time to figure out which way the WWE can make itself less palatable to overgrown manchildren who refuse to appreciate that the product isn’t made for them. OR something like that, we’ll just be focusing on the next entrant.
TLC is the red-headed step child of the WWE calendar, always somewhere between “overhyped” and “underdeveloped” without a legitimately classic show in the whole lot of them. Will this year be any different?
The WWE roster is ready to try to outdo the NXT guys, as they present Tables, Ladders & Chairs…and Stairs. They may just succeed, but will they make Andy angry?
It’s another TLC, the second best WWE PPV of December! And you know what that means – time for all the super-smart wrestling fans to declare how much better NXT is than its parent product. WITH WEAPONS!!! What’s the Worst That Could Happen?