Bryan’s Still Got It

The rundown I use to help me write this with says that there was a Diva’s six-woman tag match on this show. Looks like we’ll just have to agree to disagree on that one.

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Even R. Truth is tired of R. Truth’s gimmick. Couldn’t he have been in the Cody Rhodes spot? Road Dogg could have come back to defend his honor and everything!

At least this crowd’s indifference to Alberto Del Rio feels less racist.

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“Tell them their country sucks because it doesn’t do enough to make your myopic view of your country come to fruition.”

– The Art of the Heel Promo with Zeb Colter by Zeb Colter

It may be #CesaroWeek at Juice Make Sugar HQ, but it’s a #SantinoMarellaLife.

OOF. Nobody shouldn’t love Santino, he’s great, but having Antonio slip on the banana peel doesn’t make anybody look good. At least he didn’t have to take the Cobra.

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The Miz vs. Damien Sandow: The Battle of Who They Could Care Less About on Raw.

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