Bryan’s Still Got It

Surprising that didn’t they include the interview where Jerry Lawler asked Goldust if he was “queer” in this video package

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Dolph Ziggler being “punished” by having to face a trio directly tied to the main event storyline = good. Dolph Ziggler being punished by having to face a trio as far away from the main event as possible = less good.

If Bray Wyatt had a match at NoC, “Jerry Lawler making puns based around evil religious authority figures” would be worth only one sip for the drinking game, and everyone would die from alcohol poisoning.

Remember when Bray Wyatt told that really interesting story about how he got the name for his finisher, Sister Abigail? Neither does Michael Cole, apparently.

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WHY ARE THEY GIVING HIM A REAL MEDICAL EVALUATION ON AN ACTUAL WRESTLING SHOW?

Little known fact: Jerry Lawler once had a heart attack, and the doctor in the ring saved his life. Yeah, apparently it happened in Canada too! Who knew?

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