We look at the aftermath of Night of Champions, cry in front of our elders and get kisses from our uncles. Which is less creepy than it sounds.
Let’s Lock Up!
Articles by Noah Waterman
Tonight’s the night, THE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS! Where a plurality of titles are on the line and at least one might change hands. Possibly, but we’re promising anything.
We look at what’s left of the Night of Champions card, do something with Ryback and Bully Ray that we aren’t entirely comfortable with, and bring back those beautiful Big Boss blues.
Let’s Lock Up!
We look at the post-John Cena landscape, make funny jokes about Nintendo and tell you all you need to know about the future of the WWE. Also, photoshops. Let’s Lock Up!
Headlock’d is back on Mondays this week after last week’s (VERY ACCURATE) SummerSlam predictions to talk about the best storyline the WWE’s had since the Summer of Punk. And if you like references to former cultural touchstones that will be lost on a depressing number of young fans, then do we have a show for you!
Noah is back this week to, you know, talk about wrestling and because it’s SummerSlam weekend, predict what’s going to happen at the show. Also, if you like Greek mythology/Disney references, then do we have a couple of Brock Lesnar/Curtis Axel/Paul Heyman jokes for you!
Enjoy Noah talking about dead’d ring announcers, Dawson’s Creek, briefcases made of chocolate and apples. Also, wrestling. Mostly wrestling.
Let’s Lock Up!
Headlock’d is coming (back), y’all.
Noah’s not particularly happy with the debut of Curtis Axel. He’s REALLY not happy with Triple H. Watch this week’s Headlock’d to find out why.
We have a lot of friends doing a lot of wrestling related things that we help them with and there are a lot of wrestling…