Angry Andy’s WrestleMania Recap

Kickoff Show: Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

I think Damien Mizdow HAS TO eliminate The Miz in this match. He HAS TO finally overcome the Miz’s douchebaggery.

There was only one question for me here. Would Mizdow and Miz implode here, or would the events in this match lead to their implosion on Raw. I was really happy to see it go down the way it did, because it gave Mizdow a small, but special, WrestleMania Moment.

The only real option to win this thing is Ryback. He’s the only one.

While Ryback performed well, he wasn’t the winner. It came down to Miz, Mizdow and Big Show… and, well, we got the friggin Big Show. And they can say whatever they want, but they did it for the photo op, with Show standing next to the trophy, making the same pose.

Disappointing ending to what was otherwise a pretty decent battle royal.

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