10. Jerry Lynn
Why it works: Jerry Lynn is about as good as it gets in the ring. It’s why he’s had such a long, successful career. It’s why he worked in WCW, ECW, WWE, TNA, ROH, and everywhere else. I’ve heard his training seminars are solid. Having met him, I can tell you he’s got the right demeanor. Having Jerry Lynn on your staff, whether it be as a roster member or a trainer, should be a no brainer. Ignore the rhyme.
Why it makes me angry: Jerry Lynn should not be a free agent. Seriously, where the hell is this guy?