Andy’s Top 10 Reasons to be Angry (or scared): When Wrestlers Make Music

3.  R-Truth: Literally Anything Ever

I’m going to try my best to avoid sounding like Eric Cartman when he talks to Token.  I may or may not succeed.
R-Truth’s gimmick for the last 20 years or so has been that he’s an athletic black guy who raps and dances.. and that’s about it.

And somehow, he’s coasted on that for decades.

What’s up, Little Jimmy?

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