4. $9.99
You spent it*, and now you’ve got it. The WWE Network has delivered untold hours of wrestling classics (and plenty of stinkers) right at your fingertips. You can rewatch Austin-Hart at WrestleMania 13, the match that made Austin a legitimate star. You can rewatch the first TLC matches between the Hardys, the Dudleys and Edge & Christian. You can rewatch every Money in the Bank match ever. Hell, you could binge-listen to the best of Bobby Heenan.
Or, you know, you could watch The Corporate Ministry 2k14 try to read a multi-layered promo, written entirely in one voice and designed to fail. For my* $9.99, that’s a pretty easy choice.
*(Editor’s note: I’ve spent it.) **(Editor’s note: MY 9.99)
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