Andy Will Be Angry If…: Summerslam Edition

The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler

Intercontinental Championship

If you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, I’ve got shocking news for you.  Dolph Ziggler is absolutely awesome, and The Miz is a thousand times better as a heel than he is a face.  These guys work really well together, especially considering the Miz’s new “I’m a douche, and I call my face my ‘moneymaker’” schtick.  Don’t sleep on this match.  It’s going to be bood.

I’ll be angry if: This one goes less than 10 minutes, and the announcers ignore the action in the ring.  Also, if this is more of a spotfest than a match with a clear, logical story.

I’ll keep my cool if: These guys have a good match, that plays into both Ziggler’s flashy style, and Miz’s unparalleled, incomparable douchiness.  That shouldn’t be too hard, considering who’s involved.  Miz should win, but Ziggler should look really good in defeat.

I’m expecting: Miz oversells a shot to the face, distracting the ref, cheap-shots Ziggler, and steals a win.  Ziggler gets a rematch at Night of Champions. That match will also be really good.

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