Andy Will Be Angry If…: Night of Champions Edition

Triple Threat Divas Championship Match

Nikki Bella vs. Paige (C) vs. AJ Lee

I’ll be angry if: This goes longer than 10 minutes.  I’m not expecting it to be good, so please, keep it short.

I’ll keep my cool if: This match focuses on decent wrestling, instead of terrible storylines.

What I’m expecting: A depressingly-half-assed match.  Brie Bella interference.  Weird lesbian undertones.  Blown spots.  Derogatory color commentary.  Picard facepalm memes.  An Angry Andy rant.

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