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If Big E. gets a non-title match against WWE champion Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler gets a non-title match against IC champion Curtis Axel, does this mean The Miz gets a non-title shot against Internet champion Zach Ryder?

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Were the Los Matadores busy sewing new costumes to face 3MB? Leaving guys hanging like that. Just not right.

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Eva Marie wins. Oof. Ba-boof.