Fantasy Booking: 2017’s Money in the Bank PPV

Let's get our magic pen ready and Fantasy Book what's going to happen tonight in St. Louis at this year's Money in the Bank PPV.

WWE Championship Match

Jinder Mahal © vs. Randy Orton

The Dream: Jinder isn’t hindered.

The Nightmare: A hindered Jinder loses to the All-American American Randy Orton while the entire crowd shouts “U!S!A!” at a Canadian whose proud of his family’s Indian heritage.

The Hope: Even hindered, Jinder is able to retain the title after using Bob Orton’s perpetual arm cast to beat his son Randy into submission/a coma.

The Reality: A ever-so-slightly hindered Jinder retains as he manages to leverage the Bollywood Boyz and WWE Legends fear of evil foreigners into the biggest mistake in Randy Orton’s career since he got in the limo on the way to Bray’s house.