SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match
The Usos © vs. The New Day
The Dream: On the pre-show, the Fashion Police prove definitively — in a shot-for-shot remake of the Homicide: Life on the Street episode “Three Men and Adena” — that it was the Usos who destroyed their headquarters and not the Colons, which they leverage to enter the match. They win, are promoted to detectives in the FPD and singlehandedly redeem the status of police officers nationwide.
The Nightmare: Xavier Woods goes full Seth Rollins and breaks the bonds of not just friendship, but the very underlying fabric of the UpUpDownDown universe by aligning with the Usos in direct opposition to all his mans and them.
The Hope: Given what appears to be a relatively stacked show roster-wise with few matches — the Money in the Bank matches wildly skew both the number of matches and, presumably, their average length — for these four (five?) can go for somewhere in the vicinity of 20-25 minutes (including entrances).
The Reality: A totally serviceable tag match that, like most Usos and ALL New Day matches, is filled with way more pomp than circumstance which The New Day wins (if not in a way that gives them titles).