What’s the Worst That Could Happen?: WWE Survivor Series 2014

It’s time for a card so good that the WWE thought it was worth giving away for free and, because we love you, we’re giving you the whole  preview spread again, starting off with “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?”  to ponder how much #FreeFreeFree really costs us . All of this (for free!) before we drop our world famous Bang for Your Buck PPV review in your lap on Monday morning (probably.)

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Best Case Scenario: WWE reinstates the King of the Ring and bestows 1 it upon Bad News Barrett, bringing back his podium and adding a giant throne.

Worst Case Scenario: He’s going to have his arm replaced with a giant gavel, ending his career as a professional wrestler, and starting him on the path to being the world’s first real-life comic book super villain.

What Nick Wants to Happen: Him to work with what got him there: an awfully great British accent and strategic usage of tiny wood mallets.

What Will Happen: Bad News is charming, wonderful and reminds us why we fell in love with him the … fourth? … fourth time he came into our lives.