Juice Make Sugar Presents: The Elimination Chamber Drinking Game

A fun game for our alcoholic friends who are also wrestling fans. It's the time for The Last Stop on the Road to WrestleMania (and first step on the road to cirrhosis): We're not here to judge, just facilitate.

Not since The Biggest Party of the Summer, have we brought this have  to done something so fun (and perhaps legally irresponsible, so be responsible playing this gamebecause dead readers are worthless to our Google AdSense account.)

But, in honor of the Most Exciting 60 Minutes of the Year, we’re bringing back the OFFICIAL Juice Make Sugar PPV drinking game as well as teasing our BEAUTIFUL new logo (created by our friend DJ) which will you see going up all over the place in the coming days and weeks.

A few quick notes:

  • Seriously, don’t die or drive or anything stupid, we can’t afford your family suing us because you eliminated yourself from the Rumble (of life) 
  • Instead of writing “every time there’s a”, it (or the context-appropriate phrasing) should be implied at the beginning of each rule.
  • Anything in quotes can be paraphrased, but should maintain the basic integrity of the sentence.
  • Sips = approximately 1 second.
  • Don’t forget to check out our What’s the Worst That Could Happen? preview, the PPV Predictions episode of Headlock’d and Angry Andy’s thoughts on the show

Other than that, have fun (responsibly):

Sips

1 sip:

“Aggressive”

“9.99”

“Lexan Glass”

“Advantage”, talking about order of the pods

“Chosen completely at random”

Any reference to the size of the Chamber

“shortens careers, Maggle”

“car wreck”

“WWE Universe”

“Miles of steel”

“Trending on Twitter”/”Twitter”

“WWE App”

“Total Divas”

“Maggle” or variant from JBL

Every inappropriate Jerry Lawler joke (Editor’s Note: PLEASE use discretion)

Obscure reference to a old school wrestler by JBL

“This is a FIGHT”/ “They came here to fight!”

“WWE Network/Biggest thing in the history of industry/revolutionary”

“Road to WrestleMania”

“The Animal”

“cracks in the Shield”

3 sips:

“The face of the WWE”

Brad Maddox appearance

Kane appearance

“Buzzards”

any WWE commercial during PPV

Miz interupting anything

5 sips:

“OHHHHH MYYYY”

Kane and Brad Maddox appear together

Roman Reigns spear

Dean Ambrose tags himself in

Seth Rollins has to break up a fight

Wyatt orders one of the members of his Dueling Banjo Band to do something

Announcers say how much the crowd is behind Daniel Bryan

Someone kicks out of a finisher

Vickie Guerrero appearance

JBL referring to “conspiracy theories” (5 sips for initial accusation, and one sip added for each conspiracy he references)

“This is awesome” chant

submission finish

non-WWE commercial

Chug (10-second)

Surprise Chamber entrant

“big fight feel”

“Vintage” – Michael Cole

“New champ!” – Michael Cole

Oddly clever retort to JBL’s Fox News-level conservative talking point from Michael Cole

Blood – Busted open hardway

Cut-away to celebrities in the crowd (chug for each segment, not celebrities)

Surprise match

roll-up pin

someone goes through pod door

Shotgun

someone jumps off pod or after climbing walls

Triple H screws someone

Title change

Blood – From blading