#LexLugerWeek: GIF Parade

It’s Day Three  of #LexLugerWeek, the eighteenth installment of our (patent pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we’ll help you trudge through Hump Day with a GIF Parade.

So, given what we’ve said for the first two days of #LexLugerWeek, you may be wondering a two things:

1) Why did we pick him in the first place?

That one’s easy: we’ve decided to spend this month honoring Royal Rumble winners, while also rationing the limited supply of them. And, let’s be honest, not everyone we cover can be Shawn Michaels, William Regal or even Bully Ray.

2) Why did anyone ever think Lex Luger was going to be good?

Hmmm. Well, that’s a harder one.

It’s definitely not his promos

Lex Promos

or his smoothness in the ring



or his “presence”


it’s not even the weird enthusiasm he shows for the Torture  Rack


It’s that he’s the best person in the history of wrestling at doing this:


Seriously, it’s the only thing he does that has ever looked any good


And even that varies based on how much of Bobby Heenan you have inside, er,  as a part of you


So remember kids: if you ever want to be a professional wrestler without ever really learning how to wrestle, work on your pecs!